Can Yankee fans read this headline without vomiting?

Carl Pavano?
Leadership?

The man dubbed as "American Idle" by the New York press.

The man who signed arguably the worst contract in the history of the New York Yankees.

I guess for a Yankee fan, a more likely headline would be ...

SYNAGOGUE VOTES MEL GIBSON AS MAN OF THE YEAR

or

PETA HIRES SARAH PALIN AS SPOKESWOMAN

or

MICHAEL AND DINA LOHAN WIN PARENTS OF THE YEAR

Just goes to show you, some people are built for New York and others aren't.

Thanks to Subway Squawker Lisa Swan for pointing this out.

The Twittering Rocket

Roger Clemens is facing perjury charges and not only is his reputation in shambles but he might soon be sent to prison.

I am not sure what his legal counsel told him to do, but I have a feeling they DIDN'T say "Get into pissing contests with people on Twitter."

I could write more but the great Lisa Swan of The Faster Times covered it beautifully.

Read her recap HERE.

Oh boy... this can't end well.

#FormerHallOfFameCandidateMakingABuffoonOfHimself